The supposed allure of Lady Gaga continues to elude me, but I do understand that, as a performer, a certain amount of outrageousness is to be expected. Still, it’s one thing when a performer decides to appear onstage with exposed ass cheeks for an audience who has, for whatever reason, consented to view the Glastowedgie by purchasing an admission ticket to a show.
It is an altogether different matter to strut through Heathrow Airport (while wearing a leotard, fishnet tights, and vampire teeth) with Permawedgie fully intact and entirely visible to a non-consenting group of people who include both adults and children, many of whom probably just finished a meal. Let’s not even get into the fact that, persumably, Gaga sat in an airplane seat with absolutely nothing covering her ass cheeks.
While Gaga does attract a certain set of fans, the majority of people do not want to see this. So, for the more sensitive readers, you’ll be glad to know that the illustrative display of Permawedgie shall be found only on the next page. The people in Heathrow Airport never had that choice. Now, I shall go hug the toilet in a semi-profound state of despair.
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Ew.
The first pic: ok, so she looks like she’s about to suck the chrome off a trailer hitch. *wink*wink* *nudge*nudge*
But the second? Ew, indeed. You were in freakin’ Scotland, ya coulda bought a freakin’ kilt!
Ok.
There isn’t a woman in this world who would think that getup is acceptable. The only folks who would ever attempt to pull off something that trashy are drag queens and transsexuals.
Sorry — my usual eloquence failed me, and I lay on the floor twitching for several hours afterward. I’m better now, although I think I may have been rendered impotent.
Yeah, I know what you mean. The very sight pretty much made me throw in the towel for the entirety of the day.
She is portraying an image – if she didn’t dress in outrageous outfits and make outragous comments no one would talk about her, post about her, comment about her, etc
That said – her body looks fine. Not like she has serious cottage cheese ass or anything.
spank…doesn’t your comment say loads about her ‘talent’, or lack thereof.
I would like to see what would happen if an ordinary civilian tried to board a scheduled flight with only a leotard and fishnets covering their ass.
Somehow I don’t think it would work out.
Take great joy in how uncomfortable and painful it was for the GAGA freak to wear that ugly tight unbearable-pinching costume on a plane for hours.
And Katy Perry calls her calculated!
Her name is Lady Gaga. She is of crazy nobility. I, personally, would love to sit next to this chick on a flight.
Her name is Lady Gaga. She is of crazy nobility. I, personally, would love to sit next to this chick on a flight. It would be so much better than the fat man/stressed mom/sweaty and heaving type I usually sit next to.
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