It pulls the heart strings to learn that little Pete Doherty still clutches his pillow at night and pretends that it is Kate Moss lying beside him. However, a recent turn of the bedsheets has, uh, taken this revelation to a pitiful level:
Who Could This Be?
A nurse in a rehab unit in Harrogate tells us a tale of one recent inmate. A certain detoxing junkie had lost control of his bowels in bed (quite normal, happens to everyone apparently). While she was cleaning him up, he muttered “Leave it, Kate.”
Obviously, this sort of thing has happened before. Good times, mate.
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This is one of the most awesome things I have ever read on the internet.
[...] Doherty shit in his bed (ABH) This entry was posted on Monday, August 6th, 2007 at 7:02 pm and is filed under Celebrity [...]
Can you believe that after this entry appeared yesterday, some dude had the audacity to fill in my contact form . . . requesting that I stop posting about Doherty?
Like he owns the website or something.
As you know, Flea, that’s quite like asking for me to post about him every second of the day.
Perhaps he should write his own fascinating blog about whatever he is interested in. I expect it would attract many readers and be gripping stuff. Etc.
Though I admit more pictures of Kate Moss would not go amiss. I suppose I could even post something along those lines myself…