Sigh. One of my most notorious muses, Pete Doherty, has actually managed to bore the living hell out of me. This temporary realization has arrived upon the discovery of Doherty’s lame-ass YouTube channel, which is filled with lovely ten-second clips of his fucking cats. Fortunately, he isn’t shoving crack pipes down their throats, but there’s a bit of idiotic, illicit behavior in this “ch1ckenp1pe” clip. If you’re in the mood for the worst that Doherty’s lo-fi approach to artistry has to offer, be sure to check out his hurl-inducing, Cloverfield-inspired excursion into motion sickness, “kiss me now that i’m older.” Only if you brush your teeth, dahling.
Perhaps the most telling indication of Pete’s slide into oblivion is that the U.N. has taken interest in the junkie rocker (along with Amy Winehouse and Kate Moss) as a terrible influence on his impressionable young fans. As we all know, once the would-be policy makers take notice, the thrill is long over. Step it, up mate.
