Pete Doherty Ate My Lovechild

By Bedhead in Kate Moss, Pete Doherty

Pete Doherty and a Bagel

See how easy that was for me to say, and yet, why wouldn’t you believe me? After all, News Of The World allows just about anyone to sell a “Pete Doherty Lovechild” story like that. And then, it gets republished into infinity. NOTW also published an unsubstantiated Kate Moss orgy story concerning her 34th birthday party. Moss instructed her lawyers to sue over these “false and defamatory allegations,” but it’s not like anyone will believe her. The fake story is far more interesting, right?

Okay, back to Doherty. Let’s do this, shall we? In July 2007, Pete was banned from London, England and managed to largely remain exiled until he was busted with drugs during an August traffic stop. From the moment that Pete checked into the Cloud rehab centre on August 25th, he wasn’t spotted in London again until his October 24th court date. Since cameras follow Pete everywhere, it’s reasonable to assume that someone would have reported him if he had set foot inside London. That would have left one weekend in October to supposedly impregnate this 20-year old girl during an oh-so-romantic weekend at the “5-star Berkeley Hotel in London’s Knightsbridge in October [2007].” The girl goes on to say that she is at least 3-months pregnant, but that wasn’t mathematically possible at the time of her interview with NOTW.

Next?

Last week, we spoke of the alleged Portia Freeman affair in light of a Daily Mail article that has mysteriously disappeared. The reason for its evaporation is rather amusing . . .

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