Our little Pete Doherty has a fetching, silky blonde hairstyle, but we wonder if he let some of that bleach drip into his already compromised skull. We also wonder if he went all blonde down there, but that’s news for another day.

Mister Doherty would like the world to know that he didn’t really beg Kate Moss to come back. After all, that would be a stupid strategic move on his part, right mates? Speaking to The Sun UK, he sets the record straight in a way that only Pete can do:

“I left HER. Why would I beg to have her back? Why would she come back? She hasn’t spoken to me.”

Indeed, that is a very puzzling mystery, but honestly, who cares? The real scoop lies below:

In the right image allegedly taken two day ago, Pete fashions a homemade crackpipe made from a tiny spirits bottle. So much for rehabilitation.

Doherty also assured the press that he “would never talk about Kate in bed.” However, he’d also like to inform us that he’s trying to erase debts of 180,000 pounds. That little bugger just tossed out an opening offer.

Finally, Doherty claims that those missing recordings were “stolen from him” and also “contain proof of another celebrity taking drugs.” Gee, I wonder who that other celebrity might be?