Listen up, people. I have an astounding ability to ascertain a fake Pete Doherty story (e.g., those fumigation rumours) from an authentic report about one of the many stupid things that really do occur within the life of our favourite antihero. Yes, I am ashamed of this capability, but whatever.
No truth exists with regard to a certain rumour, which states that Pete Doherty wears a bra to avoid getting sore nipples while jogging. This story originates from an article, “Pete Doherty’s Training Bra,” that was published on The Anorak, which is a site that parodies the British tabloids. Here are a few other recent article titles from The Anorak:
- Half Man Peng Shuilin Learns To Move
- Celebrity Police Back Amy Winehouse
- Racial Jokes On Barack Obama Are Like Porn
- Robbie Williams Paves Way to China’s Special Olympics
Do you automagically accept the authenticity of the above headlines? Yeah, me neither.
