Despite his notoriously intimidating athletic prowess, Pete Doherty certainly looked a mess as he participated this weekend at Millwall Football Club. While London’s annual Celebrity Soccer Six match is, technically, a charitable event, we like to refer to it as the sporting event of the year, for rather obvious reasons:
The event followed Doherty’s solo gig at Manchester Academy, which perhaps wasn’t such a great idea when one is attempting to defend last year’s big win. Not surprisingly, the event resulted in a 1-1 draw, so the Babyshambles team failed to recapture last year’s title. Regardless, Doherty was described as being in an “upbeat mood” when discussing the event, which benefits the Samaritans:
Samaritans provide a service called the listeners where they train inmates so if you’re struggling any time during the night you’ve got someone you can spill your heart out to.
Can you imagine, really, some poor soul calling an anti-suicide hotline and getting ahold of Pete fucking Doherty? The notion truly boggles, and we haven’t yet taken Jade Goody’s bouncing boobs into account:
Then, there were Friday’s bizarro YouTube videos that Doherty recorded with Amy Winehouse. When asked for comment, Pete had this to say:
One of the mice gave birth didn’t it? I think it was Jennifer. She (Winehouse) was really fond of them.
Yes, Amy was quite fond of these mice. If you haven’t yet caught a glimpse of this award-winning footage, hit it below:
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