The much-anticipated World’s 100 Sexiest Men list has been issued in an English poll for New Woman Magazine, and the results are truly shocking for Pete Doherty, who fell from Number 18 in 2006 to Number 100 in this year’s rankings. Quite understandably, this is a rude awakening for our antihero, who was also voted NME’s “Sexiest Man Alive” last year. An annotated partial list follows:

Daniel Craig* (2), Johnny Depp* (3), Jake Gyllenhaal (5), George Clooney** (6), Brad Pitt (7), Justin Timberlake (10), Russell Brand* (14), Joaquin Phoenix (19), David Beckham (20), Matthew McConaughey (22), Ewan McGregor (23), Jude Law** (24), Colin Farrell (25), Will Smith (27), Josh Hartnett** (29), Prince Harry (34), Prince William (37), Owen Wilson** (40), Leonardo DiCaprio** (44), Ben Affleck** (45), Vince Vaughn** (50), Tom Cruise** (60), Jamie Oliver (61), Gavin Henson** (63), Hugh Jackman (70), Liam Gallagher (72), Jack Black** (76), Carl Barat (80), Sacha Baron Cohen** (86), Rupert Friend** (92), Bob Geldof** (94), David Hasselhoff** (95), Simon Cowell** (96), Pete Doherty* (100).

* Men who have dated Kate Moss.

** Seriously, I don’t get it.

Meanwhile, Pete’s former Libertine bandmate, Carl “Gayer Than A Froot Loop” Barat, seems to have lost his muse since he’s given up the bottle:

I’ve given up drinking for two weeks now and it’s been pretty miserable. When you’re sober everyone leers at you and repeats themselves. But these are my first sober gigs in 10 years.

The irony of the situation is that Carl kicked Pete out of The Libertines because of his drug use and failed to have any empathy when Pete repeatedly tried to quit his addictions.

Onto a cheerier subject, which would be bodily fluids. Pete has often shown an affinity for blood paintings and is looking to buy a work by English artist Nicky Morris. Morris has already sold a painting to the revolting Damien Hirst, who was interested in the piece because the oils used within the painting were “actually mixed with tears from Nicky and his four children.” That’s pretty sick, Mate.