Oh, bloody hell, mates! We’ve got ourselves some authentic Pete Doherty toothbrush pr0n direct from his prison cell. Admittedly, this is no Matthew McConaughey toothbrush pr0n, but we’ll totally take what we can get. Besides, this means that Doherty actually brushes his choppers, which is quite the revelation in itself, and I never thought I would actually recommend some hair product, but Pete could definitely use some of that too.
The Sun has paid someone quite the tidy little sum for the following tidbits (and piccies) on Doherty’s continued illicit drug use:
A fellow inmate said: “We can’t believe how much he’s still clucking for it. They put him inside to force him to give up but Pete always has a need to feed his habit.”
Doherty was banged up for 3½ months last week for failing to take drug tests ordered by a court after he admitted possessing heroin, crack, cannabis and the horse tranquiliser ketamine.
He is sharing a cell in the Scrubs’ Connibere detox wing with a 28-year-old drug dealer.
Doctors are giving him heroin substitute methadone in a bid to wean him off. But the rocker is topping up with the real thing. The fellow inmate said: “He hasn’t received his prison wage yet so he’s getting the drugs on credit and writing IOUs.”
The inmate said: “He usually signs his name next to a scribbled smiley face with a trilby.”
Of course, this news should all be taken like all other Doherty-related news — with a grain of methadone — and, hot damn, I ♥ Hecklerspray for their take on the subject:
Pete Doherty is back taking all the heroin he can get his hands on in prison. That’s a report that comes from a prisoner, so it must be true, because everyone knows that prisoners are the nicest, most honest group of people in the world.
At any rate, someone (a prison guard?) snapped these piccies with a cell phone and sold them for a tidy profit. So much for those rumours of 5-star hotel treatment in solitary confinement. Jeeves, hurry up with that caviar, would you?
