
Pete Doherty took a few hours away from his hectic heroin and crack smoking agenda to play in the Celebrity Soccer Six tournament, a charity soccer football match. Doherty showed off his mad footie skillz, which are rather impressive for someone who never engages in physical activity and was lovingly cheered on by Kate Moss. The event, which took place in West Ham’s Upton Park in London, saw fierce and drunken competion against Pete and his Babyshambles by other drunken television and music celebrities.
Up in the stands, Pete got his game face on by chugging a beer, falling asleep, and having his nose picked by Kate:
After an impromptu footie fashion analysis, Pete looked a little lost on the field, but he signed autographs and quickly gained his mojo:
Johnny Borrell of Razorlight (and Kirsten Dunst boyfriend fame) lost the ball to Doherty, who even managed to score the winning goal against X Factor band Eton Road in the final match:
Babyshambles celebrated its righteous 1-0 match victory, but Pete was in no mood to have his picture taken when he suddenly remembered that soccer is SO fucking gay:































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Why does he always wear that stupid fucking hat?! Is it because he looks like an 8 year-old without it? ‘Cause he does, but that’s sort of an improvement over the wino bum hat look.
I thought we had established that football is absolutely NOT gay.
However, why does Kate Moss stay with that fucking douchebag? Even she must see what a lowlife greaseball he is, along with being a no-talent retard who can’t string a sentence together.
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Actually, Beth, he looks like a 47-year old without the hat . . . up close, anyway. Grey hairs by the handful.
My first thought, before I saw the commentary, was “Aaaaaw, special olympics soccer!”
Don’t pick on my Petey, bitch.
Pete Doherty is god!
Pete Doherty is a legend
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