The masses have spoken, and Pete Doherty has been dubbed the Sexiest Man at the Shockwave NME awards for the second consecutive year. This year is sooper special though, because girlfriend/fiance/wife/sugarmum Kate Moss managed to snag the Sexiest Woman title away from last year’s winner, Madonna. The loved-up couple couldn’t be more overjoyed at their mutual victory, but Pete seems to harbor a bit of passive-aggressive angst at the fact that Kate was recently immortalized at Madame Tussauds and he was not. How else can one explain the prominent ear wax that Pete is sporting below?
Kate and Pete were caught fighting repeatedly after Pete unashamedly licked her face and then lifted a spoon from their table and headed towards the loo to get all smacked up. The pair were booted out of the event before Kate was due to present the “Godlike Genius” award to Primal Scream, so Clash legend Mick Jones stepped up to present the award.
Prior to the ruckus, however, Pete got all romantic and spoke again of his desire to marry the lovely Kate:
“We want a special wedding and we don’t want to do it here, there’s too much s*** here. Somewhere small and out the way would be cool. We can’t wait, it’ll be beautiful.
“We want to do it away, a special wedding somewhere miles from anywhere and everyone. But the f***ing police have taken away my passport. We can’t get married thanks to the police f***ers.”
How very Romeo and Juliet. Pete’s lack of passport obviously has nothing to do with his extensive arrest record. Damn the man!
Images: Gossip Rocks (thanx to Miss Celebitchy for the reminder)
9 comments
Eeeeeeewwww! Ear potatoes! Gag!
This is just so horrendously wrong. My right eye just blew. How am I supposed to work?
Can someone tell me why this crackhead is famous? I think he’s supposed to be a singer but I think I saw him last night beggin for cash outside of a 7-11.
OMG!! Just foocking gross.
That’s just wrong. I was taking a big bite of cheesy pizza when I first saw it. That should be under a window or something.
I’ve always thought Kate was pretty cute, but spending ten minutes in Pete’s company would indicate she’s got the brains of a barnyard animal. Spending a couple of years with the creep suggests that Kate would have to take special courses to qualify as a barnyard animal.
And, just to keep it unanimous: that chunk of earwax is disgusting.
How else can one explain the prominent ear wax that Pete is sporting below? Erm, how about that he’s a heinous nasty junkie?
Nothing says blogolicious…
quite like x-treme close-ups of talentlessly famous doomed junkie earwax. But maybe that’s just me, Mr. Vegas…….
Those two are undeniably pathetic. Obviously they think they are very special. It’s downright freaky that they get validation from the public. I mean, who is it that actually thinks he is sexy? He looks like something that grew in a vat of herpes and hepatitis C, slithered out into the sun, and then got punched really hard in both eyes.
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