In her ultra-informative interview at Basil’s Blog, the Agent finally admitted that she’s fallen under the sway of Pete Doherty’s junkie hotness. Personally, I wouldn’t care to be trapped on a desert island with a demented freakazoid who would drain my blood just to appease those voices in his head, but no accounting for tastes.

In any case, I doubt we’re going to have Pete Doherty to kick around much longer. The guy’s looking more and more like a male Courtney Love, while Babyshambles is looking like a load of overhyped codswollop—the musical equivalent of Commander in Chief. Meanwhile, real men are getting into rock music, men who could kick Doherty’s junkie ass around the stage without breaking a sweat. For instance, check out this awesome video of the Humping Storm Trooper performing with Gnarls Barkley at the MTV Music Awards. I seriously doubt that Doherty could stand up to an Imperial Storm Trooper. Actually, I’m pretty sure Jar Jar Binks would have no trouble making Doherty his bitch.