This photograph just boggles my wee little mind, and surely that isn’t so hard to do lately, but this picture exudes a Nietzschian crowd-control sort of vibe:

The masses literally worship him, and it’s almost as if the rumours about Doherty’s rumoured prefabricated existence by the KLF could indeed be true. Seriously, the rumour persists that he’s a product of one of the largest hoaxes in British history, lifted from a previously obscure life as a Buddy Holly impersonator. It’s truly laughable, yes, but how else can we explain the rampant idol worship of such a cretin? Right now, the hoax sounds damn believable, and I’m not going to depart on the sacreligious interpretation of this picture. After all, I can’t knowingly piss off two groups of people in just one day.

- Thanx to the Naked Chef