Pete Doherty’s Dance Of Joy

By Agent Bedhead in Chavs, Pete Doherty

Pete Doherty

This little impromptu set of sexy moves is not to be confused with the Balki Dance Of Joy of “Perfect Strangers” fame.

When asked about his prison jig, Doherty responded,

“Well, I knew it was going to be a bit rough to start with,” he said, “with the overcrowding and the medical facilities. Although they do their best – they are good, they can’t really cater for the average junkie.”

Pete Doherty

Meanwhile, Babyshambles have announced the time & place for “Peter’s Freedom Gig” on their MySpace blog: “Come along and celebrate Peters [sic] early release from Her Majestys [sic] pleasure.”

Pete Doherty

Not to be pedantic, but Doherty was not imprisoned at Her Majesty’s pleasure, which would suggest an indefinite sentence for a very serious crime. This is generally reserved for young offenders to avoid the risk of their early release for a crime which would ordinarily carry a life sentence. As everyone is well aware at this point, Pete was actually released after completing about one-third of his actual sentence. Those kooky Brits.

Pete Doherty

Not pictured above are the harrowing moments where Pete was, ironically, chased by a bear and pleaded to Albion for his life. Bless his little cotton socks.

Images: ONTD (Thanx for the tip, Celebitchy!)

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3 Feedbacks on "Pete Doherty’s Dance Of Joy"

geomatic1

So exactly how many albums (CD’s, MP3’s, whatever) has he sold in the U.S.? Three? Four?



BB

who the hell cares? Fergie has sold millions of copies in the USA and that doesn’t make her talented… or likeable.

Aw, Pete’s looking slightly less dirty nowadays :)



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