Let’s just repeat some made-up shit about Pete Doherty, shall we? After all, that’s what the tabloids are doing with claims of mind-blowing Doherty sex as the foundation for his relationships. As if.
Further, some of Pete’s secret therapy information has supposedly been leaked, which would have us believe that all of Pete’s longstanding drug problems are the result of dating a highly successful supermodel. So, Kate Moss made Pete feel subordinated, and thus he escaped into drugs like a “naughty child,” and he’s done all this retroactively, no doubt.
Also, some fake love-contract story is making the rounds. According to this fable, Moss forced Pete to sign a contract that “stated that Pete had to ditch the drugs, get rid of his pet cat Dinger and agree to let Kate make one of her ace singing cameos at every Babyshambles gig from now on.”
Finally, we have the hilarious report that Pete is engaged:
AN IMPORTANT ENGAGEMENT: Irina Lazareanu, the Canadian model-cum-singer, soon will be walking down an aisle, not a runway. Backstage at the shows on Tuesday, Lazareanu was spotted sporting an engagement ring given to her by Pete Doherty, the Babyshambles frontman. “I very recently got engaged,” she said, but remained mum on when the big day is to be. Doherty and Lazareanu have been making music together for years, both for Babyshambles and with mutual friend Sean Lennon.
This report is SO fake for many reasons–not the least of which is that Pete could never afford to buy an engagement ring.
Oh yeah, and Babyshambles released their second album yesterday. Do you have your copy yet?
Previously: Pete Doherty Gets All The Tail . . . and Gets Arrested Again, Kate Moss Engaged To Oily Bohunk?
