Kids have named Miley Cyrus as their worst celebrity influence in an AOL poll, which seems a little harsh in a world where Amy Winehouse walks the streets. Hell, just looking around my office I can name a dozen people who bug me more than Miley Cyrus. But it looks like the kids might have a point. Somewhere in the world, a girl is threatening to kill (and eat) her cat Fuzzy unless Miley reopens her Twitter account:

This is NOT a prank or a hoax. I am not joking, even if some will choose to interpret it that way. Cooking a cat is not illegal in my country, in fact it’s part of our culture…. Fuzzy is my cat and I will not entertain any offers of selling or giving him away. If Miley doesn’t tweet again, this WILL happen, and I’m as serious as a heart attack.

Holy hell, there’s even a recipe section. Not mention pictures of the aforementioned Fuzzy. Ironically, Miley exited the Twitter community at least partly to put some distance between herself and the fans. Pet-munching freakazoid fans like this might yet drive Miley to quit show business completely and do something useful with her life—which, also ironically, would make her the best celebrity influence ever.