By now we’re all acutely aware that Ke$ha’s torso has the same sleek, sexy lines as a 1950s Kelvinator refrigerator/freezer—sort of a box, basically, with a few minimal curves and bulges thrown in to break up the monotony. But for some reason, she insists on reminding people of this regrettable fact. Here she is at last night’s amfAR fundraiser. (And yes, I picked the least flattering photo I could find. Those seeking praise and validation for Miss Tik Tok had better go elsewhere.)

The most noticeable thing about this pic, if you can bring yourself to look closely, is that additional bulge where no bulge ought to be. I didn’t even know appliances from the Eisenhower era had genders, and this raises issues about Ke$ha’s gender that I never, ever wanted to think about. Now I can’t decide if she’s an averagely decent looking woman (suitably cleaned up, of course) with a truly unfortunate torso, or Zach Galifianakis with a way too pretty face. The whole question is terribly frightening and disturbing, on far too many levels. Hold me.

(Photo courtesy Fame, via ICYDK.)