Poetry at the Tips of My Flaming Fists

By Mr. Atoz in Charlie Sheen

Charlie Sheen

Posting topics have been a bit slim in this modern all-Oscars, all-Charlie Sheen blogosphere. You can call me James Franco, because I was barely even aware the Oscars were happening, and posting on Charlie Sheen seemed a bit redundant after he became The Most Interesting Man in the World. But I would be remiss if I didn’t take note of Mr. Sheen’s remarkable literary output, as interpreted by Michael Solomon of the Daily Beast. Here’s a small sample:

In the Air and On the Ground

I got magic
And I got poetry
At my fingertips
Most of the time
And this includes naps.
I’m an F-18
And I will destroy you
In the air,
And I will deploy my ordnance
To the ground.

There’s more at the link, of course. And we’ll have much, much more over the next week or so before Charlie winds up in some institutional setting or some deathlike condition. At the rate he’s going, The Big Book of Charlie Sheen Quotes is going to be one of those weighty volumes you could use to prop open a door or crush a good-sized mouse.


[...] the entire market on destroying one’s perfectly sensible (and highly lucrative) career by being an unadulterated prick. Fortunately, “troubled” designer John Galliano has also decided to keep us entertained [...]

03.02.11 | 2:05 pm

I know that down deep Charlie Sheen is probably a good person, such a shame…

03.08.11 | 8:17 pm

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