Well, not literally. But a three-way Posche/Porsche/Portia pile-up deserves some attention in the header. Actually, the Porsche driven by Ellen DeGeneres was struck by a Buick Le Sabre when the Buick was hit from behind by another Porsche whose driver probably succumbed to road rage when she realized that DeGeneres’ Porsche was four years newer than hers. Ellen’s longtime girlfriend, nifty actress Portia de Rossi, was in the passenger seat when the car was struck.

Neither woman was seriously injured, although they both complained of back and neck pains. Still, it was a bad day for the two of them, and Ellen’s week isn’t going to get any better. On her show tomorrow she’ll be hosting the nation’s top cause of lesbianism, Kevin Federline.