According to the August 2007 issue of W Magazine, David and Victoria Beckham have ambitions “[T]o become the next American Idols.” At first, this notion is rather laughable, but since that horrid television show has corrupted the phrase, we suppose it couldn’t hurt to let Posh and Becks indulge themselves in such unfounded thoughts.

Speaking of delusions, David Beckham has indulged himself in plenty of Spanish inquisitions during his recent Madrid farewell tour. In one particular interview, Becks has revealed his misguided plans of going largely unnoticed in his new country of domicile, because he believes the truth of the following naive sentiments:

• [I]n the United States, only “movie stars are noticed.”
• “It may be even possible that people believe I am an employee of Tom [Cruise].”
• It would be nice to have a life “without much pressure” and to walk in the streets like a normal person.

Oh really? This makes us wonder what stories that Becks has been hearing from Posh while she casually introduces her boobies to America and pretends to “decorate” their ugly ass mansion. Sidenote: In the leftmost picture below, Becks could very well be walking out of the Henry Rollins Band’s “Liar” video (circa 1994). Creepy.

UPDATE: The brief and ephemeral notion of a diamond-encrusted vibrator has been quashed by Posh, which pretty much informs us that if she wasn’t such a frigid bitch, she would own one in an orgasmic heartbeat.

Images: ONTD