Victoria Beckham has grown accustomed to paparazzi tailing her throughout England, Spain, and now the United States, but she certainly wasn’t prepared for the crude animals that recently became attracted to her sexy size zero figure:
The former Spice Girl - who has been scouring Hollywood’s best private schools to find somewhere to enroll Brooklyn, Romeo and Cruz when she and David move to Los Angeles this summer - fled one campus in horror after two amorous hogs took a shine to her. A source told the National Enquirer magazine: “Victoria was being shown around the science lab when two pet pot-bellied pigs, who are allowed to roam free, snuffled up to her. She screamed, ‘Get it away!’, and tried to run away in her high heels. It was hysterical, everyone was trying so hard not to laugh.”
Generally, this would be where I’d make some witty joke, but this story is just so bizarre that I’ve got nothing to say. Oh look, boobies!
Source: Hecklerspray
Images: Hollywood Tuna
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Oh god, I can’t believe that absurd skankety-skank is really coming to my country…can’t anyone stop her?! Is there some plot, some clever, dastardly scheme underway even as I type that can stop this nightmare from coming?
Have you seen how it walks? I’m ashamed that she’s coming from my place of birth to my new country, I can’t escape this horrible slapper.
Whipped cream pie at point blank range.
She looks great with the new hair.
Whipped cream pie wouldn’t work for Posh, since she doesn’t do food. A water balloon might be more appropriate…
I have no idea what you guys are talking about. I see some sunglasses, some hair, and a couple of chicks on cell phones. Is there something else?
Great shoes too.
That is some posture perhaps there is something in her bottom.
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