Escorting The Wayward Nipples To The Nearest Accommodation Address
Victoria Beckham’s implants have defied the laws of physics. Not only does the woman never need a bra to stay impossibly perky, but upon a moment’s glance it is obvious that one nipple veers to the left while the other stares straight ahead. This is not simply evidence of bad plastic surgery, but proof of hidden cameras in them boobies.
By the by, who is that handsome homeless fellow with an astonishing lack of chest hair?
See also
- Victoria Beckham and Her Nipples Will Destroy Us All
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- Victoria Beckham’s Boobs On Schedule To Demolish United States
Images: Hollywood Tuna
12 comments
Ugly, just shows you that money isn’t the answer to everything.
Ow. I’m cross-eyed…
No, money isn’t the answer to everything but I bet it would answer a lot of my problems. Seriously, how bad is your life when you have so much money that you can experience almost any pleasure while laying (or sitting) on a big pile of it.
I just shake my head when some bankrupt moron winds up on the news saying that winning that 50 million dollar lottery was the worst thing that ever happened to him. They only say that after they’ve blown through all of it and are left with a lot of debt. Actually, the worst thing that ever happened to them was that they never learned restraint – fiscal or otherwise. That’s what happens when you let your family and friends know you’ve got money.
I don’t know what my rant has to do with Vicky’s gravity defying boobies though.
Ohmyphhtspttspttppswhat the hell is that thing?
Those boob shots are priceless and thank you so much for posting them. On a lesser note, her outfit is atrocious. She thinks she’s a fashion icon?
Nice to know her skin hasn’t really improved.
I noticed that, Vanessa…..it surprised me, I guess because until now, her face was usually mostly hidden with all that hair.
Wow… Why doesn’t she try to hide those hideous things?
I guess I should have said that a pile of money should buy you good fashions but not always.
One of those nips is looking at you, the other is looking for you.
Delightful girl; she’s got the hands of an 80 year old washerwoman.
I’d tap that.
Question:
Is there some new trend toward having the nipple area reduced? The color, I mean.
All of a sudden, half the boobs on the web have tiny little nipples. I swear I saw a picture of Paris Hilton where it appeared she had lasered the brown from most of her nipple.
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He needs to escort her to a Krispy Kreme. She looks like she could be a model for a box of toothpicks.