Victoria Beckham’s people arranged for her to throw the first pitch at yesterday’s Los Angeles Dodgers vs New York Mets game. Posh was incredibly excited to receive such an honour but kept confusedly asking why husband David Beckham wasn’t on the field. She threw the ball with all sorts of gusto and soldiered on to the point where she broke a nail, but Scientologist predator Jerry Seinfeld minded Victoria’s effort with a mixed reaction.
Also, the shoes.
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She throws like a girl.
A chav girl, at that.
Skanky McSkankerpants.
And what’s this shit about the Spice Girls doing a reunion?! Is that true? And what the hell has the human population done to deserve such an atrocity again?!
GAWD, I hate her even more now. I just noticed she’s wearing high-heeled wedge “sneakers” on the field. What an asshole. At least pretend to be dressed for baseball! ARGH!
If she got any thinner she’d be a swizzle stick.
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