Oddly enough, Victoria Beckham’s plan to build herself into a global celebrity who can’t sing, dance, or act appears to be proceeding smoothly. First the Spice Girls reunion tour kicked off to generally positive reviews. Now comes word that Posh will be the official face of designer Marc Jacobs’ 2008 spring collection. (Some people thought the collection was more than a little wonky, so Mr. Jacobs might not mean this as a compliment.) Not only will Victoria’s unsmiling face and peculiar boobies be all over the ad campaign, the thirtyish Spice Girl will also pose nude for a T-shirt image. The profits from the shirt will go to fight skin cancer, a cause Jacobs has supported for several years.

Possibly the sight of this leg will encourage people to get checked for skin cancer early and often, or at least to use moisturizer daily. I don’t know. The fact is, it’s a good cause, and I’ll support Posh’s charity nudity as long as she’s not getting undressed for PETA. If she hadn’t insisted on vocally supporting PETA, Heather Mills would have been just one more abrasive, hypocritical, money-hungry harpy, instead of whatever the hell she is these days.