Prince Charles is a Leonard Cohen Groupie:

Critics have said that Leonard Cohen’s records should have been packaged with free razor blades. As such, it isn’t so surprising that Prince Charles, well-known for his introspective and brooding temprament, gushed about Cohen like a teenage girl: “It’s terrific stuff. The orchestration is fantastic and the words, the lyrics and everything. He is a remarkable man and he has this incredibly laid-back, gravelly voice.”

Leonard Cohen Received a Blowjob from Janis Joplin:

Janis Joplin may have been voted the “Ugliest Man on Campus” by a fraternity at University of Texas, but apparently, she still gave fabulous head. Cohen once told a reporter during an interview, “I never discuss my mistresses or my tailors,” but he did detail his experience with Joplin in Chelsea Hotel No. 2: “Giving me head on the unmade bed, while the limousines wait in the street.” I guess she had rhythm and suction.

Madonna Once Gave a Blowjob to a Bottle:

As seen in the documentary, Truth Or Dare, which was essentially a feature-film advertisement for herself that Roger Ebert dubbed “an authorized invasion of privacy.” In the film, Madonna also frolics in bed with her backup dancers, giggles with Sandra Bernhardt, and engages in faux arguments with Warren Beatty. Most of it is contrived, except for the classy cone shaped bras she actually wore and the constant bed humping sequences.

Madonna Claims To Be Related To Camilla:

The Dutchess Of Cornwall finds an alleged relative in Madonna, which is part of Madonna’s newfound quest to convince everyone that she indeed must be British royalty. Camilla and husband Prince Charles are pals with Al Pacino. Together, the three raised raised ”170,000 for the youth charity at the London premiere of The Merchant of Venice. Pacino played Shylock in the movie adaptation of the Shakespearian play.

Al Pacino Starred In Some Kick-Ass Movies:

Scarface is perhaps the most notoriously cool Pacino film, but this could be rivaled by his newly announced film, Ocean’s 13. The cast also includes Brad Pitt, Matt Damon, Bernie Mac, Andy Carcia, and that Clooney dude. Rumour has it that Pacino will play casino owner Willie Banks. An amusing tidbit of Pacino trivia is that he was once left without a seat at a Venice Film Festival that featured one of his films.

Al Pacino Looks A Lot Like Leonard Cohen:

Pacino’s chair incident is an approrpiately trivial slight compared to the oversight that led to Cohen choosing the wrong manager of 17 years, Kelly Lynch, who stole $5 million of the singer’s savings. Even though Leonard Cohen won a $9 million law suit against Lynch, the bitch is judgment proof, and Cohen is left with only $150,000 to retire upon. I suppose that means he won’t be having any more blowjobs or limosines.