Ten years after Diana met her death in the Pont de l’Alma tunnel, the British have a new People’s Princess. That is, if by “princess” you mean the daughter of Weight Watchers spokesduchess Sarah Ferguson and her ex-husband Prince Andrew, and by “people” you mean drunken, dissolute chavs. This lovely picture shows the 18-year-old moments after she stumbled out of Boujis in London at 3:15AM, presumably a few hours before she puked her way back to full consciousness. Meanwhile, on the other side of St. James Park, Princes William and Harry were at club Mahiki celebrating in an equally grand style. Harry showed a little restraint and left the club around midnight, but William was celebrating his Kate Middleton-ectomy and set out to get completely trashed. By the time they left at 3:30AM, the prince and his pals had rung up a bar bill of some £5,000.00. In taxpayers’ money.

At this rate, the British are probably less than a decade away from dumping the monarchy and opting for a republic, something they’ll probably do more peacefully than the French but with equally dismal results. It’s plain that we Yanks have nothing to teach our transatlantic siblings about drunken, embarrassing celebutards. And they’re obviously years ahead of us in wonky eye technology.

(Via DListed.)