Hot damn, do I need some rest and quasi-relaxation, and it just occurred to me that I am officially confirmed to board a plane and visit the lovely and talented Chrissy in less than two weeks. Also in attendance will be the very constipated Zonker, who will likely not be handling any kitchen appliances. This will be a reunion of sorts, as the three of us met last year at an unnamed point of debauchery. Good times.

Though the above two are entertaining enough, I must admit that I’m truly excited to be meeting the sassy and fabulous Silk for the first time. Ah yes, and she’s hopping across the pond and bringing a female friend, which means that four girls will outnumber the one fellow. Heh.

How to celebrate, you might ask? It will be just like a Jello Pudding Commercial, only without Bill Cosby. No one wants to wrestle that old freak.