Punch Me Once, Shame on You

By Mr. Atoz in Chris Brown, Rihanna, Smoking Bolts

Chris Brown and his enabler

Rihanna is sort of cute, in a reggae-flavored Raggedy Ann kind of way, and she’s made some highly listenable music. And she’s rich, of course, so she’s got that going for her. (I’m going to start rating women on the Courtney Love Cash-O-Matic scale of attractiveness, and see how that works for me.) But unfortunately, she’s not very bright. And “not very bright” here is a euphemism for profoundly, even severely, not bright. So incredibly, pathologically un-bright, in fact, that she’s started seeing Chris Brown again. From the link:

Ri-Ri wants to be with Chris but is worried about her career and fans,’ says our insider. ‘She’s trying to find a way to take him back publicly without letting down her supporters, her management and her friends or setting a bad example.”

Let’s remember that all any of us knows about this story is what we’ve seen in the media. No one except the people involved can really understand what transpires in a relationship, and I’ll be the first to admit I might have misjudged Chris Brown. Because when a man does this to you, and leaves you looking like this—well, that man clearly has some issues. But if his victim still loves him, still wants him, is ready to take him back, then that man must have some phenomenal positive qualities. Either that, or a phenomenally stupid girlfriend.



7 comments

I R A Darth Aggie

Woman, the only reason to “take him back” is so that he’ll come close enough for you to stick the toe of your steel-toed boot in the crack of his ass and kick him to the curb.

That is all.

05.26.11 | 4:17 pm
CranAppleSnapple

He bit her. He used teeth on her. Along with the beating. I have no idea how such sociopathic brutal acts could be reasoned away by her. She probably won’t wake up to herself until the moment in which he is actually killing her.

05.27.11 | 2:24 am
Frank

Tasteful wrist furniture they are both wearing.

05.27.11 | 8:08 pm
jmflynny

Women who take back men such as this typically have a scarred childhood. When you are a child of abuse you feel trapped and begin to rationalize the abuse away. It’s not something they leave behind just because they are of legal age, or rich.

05.27.11 | 10:19 pm
Renee

It’s called “love” people.. And it makes us do some pretty strange things. Not condoning, but not judging either.

06.01.11 | 4:00 pm
CranAppleSnapple

renee, THAT is not love! Jesus!

06.03.11 | 12:33 pm
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