Quentin Tarantino Needs A Vacation

The last time we heard about Quentin Tarantino, he was pissing off a flight stewardess and referring to a random D-lister as his wife. Now he’s working out his angst in various oddly-timed statements to the press:

• Tarantino turned down an offer to direct an episode of the TV show “Heroes”: “I haven’t even seen the f**king show.”
• He refused an offer to direct a film version of “Hawaii Five-O”: “I tried to watch the old TV show, but it sucks. I don’t even like Hawaii.”
• Nearly one year after Quentin voiced his dissent about being passed over as director for Casino Royale, he is still angry as hell:

  “I never saw Casino Royale because I was so mad at those guys.

  “They should have talked to me about it. They said publicly that Casino Royale was unfilmable, but the minute I said I would do Casino Royale, it’s on all the websites and it is the film that people want to see. They should have said thank you.”

Finally, Quentin has ignored all my communications regarding a hopeful appearance as the guest of honour at a “Quentin Tarantino Is God” fan club dinner. Not cool, dude.