I’m outraged. Outraged I say.

First Michelle Malkin steps on our toes by taking Charlotte Church to task, then Allahpundit steps up to the plate and confirms TomKat is a dwarf. This is clearly an invasion of our territory and I demand retribution or at least links proving that they’ve bashed celebrities before. I surely know they haven’t because I’ve searched my memory and can’t find any articles until the most recent instances.

For minutes, sometimes even as long as half an hour, we the under-medicated editorial staff of AgentBedhead.com toil away at our computers creating virulent posts mocking and prodding celebrities and what do these two A Listers do? They steal our thunder without so much as a kiss on the cheek as they walk out the door, leaving us sitting huddled on the floor of the shower feeling dirty and used.

If it weren’t for Agent Bedhead you wouldn’t have the Gratuitous Insincere Tom Cruise Photos Of The Day. Who else brings you the truth that Bjork actually fathered Suri? Who else provided you with the alternative theories involving Katie’s impregnation? And who else brought you the true story of how Tom and Katie rushed into the flames of a burning car wreck to save humanity? Nobody, that’s who.

Yet, it’s Allahpundit who brings you the story of Tom Cruise being the first known Hobbit since JRR Tolkien and we’re left alone like a chubby female graduate student the night of the departmental social.

If Allah wouldn’t smite us this would mean blogwar, well the smiting and my being a lazy SOB.