Today’s quote of the day comes from the proud purveyor of the Ace of Spade Lifestyle™. Ace, whilst discussing the virtues of a overly self involved shrew states:

She’s a “higher quality woman.” This is true, I suppose, if the “woman’ you’re used to hooking up with is a hollowed squash filled with Astroglide.

Lots more where that came from in his trend-setting innovative photographic fisking.

Sooper Seekrit Message From Agent Bedhead:

This one is my favourite quote from Ace, the supahstah without boobies:

She comes somewhere on the “I’d hit it” scale between “I’d hit it, but only if it were 3am and I was drunk and really needed somewhere to crash for the night” and “I’d hit it, but only if she walked right up to me, grabbed my hog with both hands, and screamed to the bar, ‘I claim this Man-Thing as mine own!!’ and then vowed to fight any challengers to the death with Vulcan axe-spears.”

Because yeah, I don’t care what you look like, that’s hot.

A note to Jaqueline Mackey Paisley (WTF?) Passey: You need a reality check, dahling. Close the laptop and venture out into the real world for a few evenings. You’ll find that online, men are much more willing to vote “hot” rather than “not” in those silly polls because of the context. Those polls are generally located on sites geared towards pr0n, so therefore men are thinking about sex when they look at your picture. Thusly, anything with the female equipment is something they will find to be hot and an easy lay. That’s the pool of men you’re presenting yourself towards – doesn’t that feel good?