Nerve Magazine got some sexuality professors to dish some of their learnedness:
Not more than twenty-five to thirty percent of females will have orgasms during sexual intercourse under any circumstances. If you don’t like that, write your congressman.
HMM. Dear Tom Coburn…I am very concerned about the fact that only a minority of women ever get their rocks off when they do the nasty. Could you, um, pass some legislation to change this unfortunate circumstance? Thanks a bunch.
Cute, yes I know. Yet no man will ever admit that their partners don’t have orgasms with them. Perhaps these men are sexually egocentric, but dammit girls, you need to tell them how to please you. Elsewise, their female friends end up having this discussion:
Male: Oh, I know that every single woman has.
Sadie: Did they tell you this?
Male: No. (Uncomfortable silence settles in) But I just know it.
Sadie: Yeah, so what did you see, hear, or feel that makes you so certain?
Male: Well… they would tell me if they didn’t, right?
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Can’t wait to see the comments to this one…if they guys dare…
Actually, Coburn is your senator. And he’s not exactly famous for being sympathetic to the reproductive plight of women. The way he sees it, the fewer orgasms, the fewer abortions. He may actually encourage men to suck in bed for that reason.
And whilst on the topic of sucking in bed, I’ve only had one partner who enjoyed vaginal orgasms. Granted, I gave her four of those in one day. She tells me that this is a record for her. And no, I couldn’t be prouder.
Of course, this leaves every man’s best friend, the clitoral orgasm. I rock at those, giving out as many as seven on a given day. That is why my secret Bond villian identity is known to one and all as “Goldentongue.”
Well, I guess it’s no so secret now, huh?
I knew a guy when I was in college who got more girls than anyone else and he never said a word. He’d just sit at the bar and lick his eyebrows. They would drag him out of that bar.
Christ!
You heard it here first!
Dash is NO LONGER my blogson. I have officially disowned and disavowed him!
That is all.
Heh. This I expected from Skippy. I mean, look at this.
Dash? Who knew.
Notice, Christina…two certain rubberneckers have been awfully mum on this subject.
Crap. I hate it when I disable HTML for links in comments.
http://chaosinmotion.net/works/lecture2.html
Strangely quiet, Sadie.
And, I was joking about Dash…somebody has to love him, guess it’ll have to be his Blog Mom…as long as he’ll keep certain similar comments to himself in the future.
;-p
Heh…does that mean I get my inheritance after all.
I have to agree with Skippy, if he says 1 in 4, it’s gotta be right. And it’s nothing to do with lack of communication with my partner.
Hmm…perhaps an article on the illusiveness of the vaginal orgasm???
.. yep.. yep…
.. hey, I’m just lurking and rubberneckin’, Sadie… fear not, though… I am here..