How did a cheerleader from Napanee, Ontario become one of the most hated people on the planet? It could have been when she said "I’m like a Sid Vicious for a new generation." Or when she said "I have a great body. I could be Britney. I could be better than Britney."
Or it could have been when the talentless little snatch slagged off Kelly Clarkson: "It’s like, all this American Idol crap that bugs me. I mean, here I am, working my ass off for my fans & some little slut blows some English guy with a bug up his ass & people all respect her. It’s sick."
Avril hatred focuses on several points: she’s a poseur; she can’t play guitar; she can’t skateboard; she can’t sing; she’s fugly. A Jane magazine hit piece on Avril says Yanni is more punk than Lavigne: "You are a poor man’s Samantha Fox dressed as a mall-rat version of Siouxsie Sioux." Sample of myriad anti-Avril sites:
Anything but Avril: "SHE IS ONE OF THE WORST THINGS TO COME OUTTA CANADA BESIDES SIMPLE PLAN"
Anti-Avril Campaign: Offers history of Avril’s life on the mean streets of Canada: "Avril entered herself into a load of country talent shows, including the Little Miss Cowgirl Whore pageant, which she finished first place. By 14, she had been taken to the hospital for a bad overdose of vodka & Twix bars."
Anti-Avril Lavigne: aka Advil Lavigne
The Anti-Avril Lavigne Society: "Our job is to teach people the dangers of the Canadian ’singer/songwriter’ who has tried to destroy the music industry since her debut in 2002"
Anti-Avril: "She’s a fake poser; she has zero talent; she talks a lot of smack; she’s ugly."
Rage Against the Lavigne: Features helpful Ways to Kill Avril
Avril Should be Killed: Features Avril in high school: "The ugly duckling who turned into an even uglier duck"
F*ck Avril: Polish Avril haters
Avril Lavigina: Spanish Avril haters
Anti-Avril & Hilary: Kill two bitches with one stone
Avril Lavigne Sucks: "Avril = Britney with a tie." features Avril butt-crack
MTV Robot: Features How to be Avril in 10 Easy Steps
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LOL. The world is full of haters. What’s the matter… not able to get to stardom, riches and success on your own talents? Get a life folks… who gives a crap about anything these stars do.
Buy the fucking music or don’t, but please, shut the fuck up. The world doesn’t care about entertainment in a serious way… that’s why it’s called entertainment.
Someone doesn’t GET it.
Sigh, I’m old, us old people don’t get a lot of things….
In the case of some people, hatred is an appropriate response, while a lack of hatred is a sign of mental illness
Boy howdy is someone a bitter little bitch.
I’ve always been kind of fond of Avril, in a rake my fingernails down the chalkboard as I’m being repeatedly kicked in the ‘nads by a midget wearing rollerblades kind of way.
The thing is, when Charlotte Church slags people off, she does it with a certain wonky flair. Avril just sounds like a spoiled brat
I prefer Britney. The Sid Vicious remark is too funny!!
You always have the BEST links! OHMIGOD! I SWEAR!
Confess: you really are a 16 year-old blonde cheerleader, aren’t you?
*wink*
Love yas,
that’s what his profile on MySpace says.
“Boy howdy is someone a bitter little bitch.”
Hahahahahahahahahaha!!!
I’m just glad I wasn’t famous when I was a teenager mouthing off at the world…and there’s no permanent public record of all the stupid shit I said.
Funny how most of those links read like sites run by teenage girls. It takes a really special abrasive quality to arouse that much hatred in Hillary Duff’s target audience.
Oh man, I feel like a total geezer. I actually thought “Hillary” referred to Hillary Clinton.
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