This Allah guy must be one crazy bastard to prohibit masturbation and actual sex in some circumstances. A couple in Kenya were recently sentenced to eighteen months in prison for enjoying themselves in a carnal manner:
“Peter Kimani and Jennifer Wairimu pleaded guilty to the charge of having sex in a place of worship after being caught on October 3 at the Abubakar mosque in Gilgil, about 60 miles north of Nairobi. Neither is a Muslim.
A worshipper heading for evening prayers found the couple having sex after investigating what the prosecution described as strange noises emanating from a dark corner of the mosque.”
The couple stated in their defense that they believed they were having sex in a “lodging house.” Furthermore, the gentleman would like lit to be known that while he was too drunk to know where he was having sex, he was definitely not too drunk to get it up.
Better excuses. That’s the answer to almost any problem, Ramandanites. Thanx to the gay boyfriend, who would like us to consider the three-pronged nature of this offense. Drunkenness, fornication, and sacrilege: Better or worse than masturbation?
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They’re lucky their heads are still attached to the rest of them
They’re lucky their heads are still attached to the rest of them
In Iran and a few other strict Muslim countries, would probably had his penis hacked off, then his head. Two heads rolling. As for her, probably a good stoning.
In Iran and a few other strict Muslim countries, would probably had his penis hacked off, then his head. Two heads rolling. As for her, probably a good stoning.
There’s an Aussie film – ‘Dead Heart’, I think it is – where Angie Milliken finds herself in a ‘sacred cave’ somewhere with a guy in the Australian desert, it’s got an Aboriginal dot painting in the sand. So what do these two folks decide to do? Have HOT AND HEAVY SEX right there in the middle of the sacred painting. It’s kind of, um, interesting … Anyway, in the next scene the guy gets killed.
It was made in the mid-1990s, but if they tried to get that film past the producers today, it would probably get thrown out the door for being ‘racist’.
There’s an Aussie film – ‘Dead Heart’, I think it is – where Angie Milliken finds herself in a ‘sacred cave’ somewhere with a guy in the Australian desert, it’s got an Aboriginal dot painting in the sand. So what do these two folks decide to do? Have HOT AND HEAVY SEX right there in the middle of the sacred painting. It’s kind of, um, interesting … Anyway, in the next scene the guy gets killed.
It was made in the mid-1990s, but if they tried to get that film past the producers today, it would probably get thrown out the door for being ‘racist’.