Since Agent Bedhead continues to suffer from the bizarre delusion that lawyers are more productive members of society than–I don’t know, phone solicitors, skateboarders, my neighbor down the hall with the steel plate in his head who sits on his ass all day long arguing with the television—it’s always worthwhile to bring stories like this to her attention.

In Canada, always on the cutting edge of PC whininess, anti-bully lawsuits against school boards for permitting mean kids to exist within their boundaries are a hot new growth industry. One such plaintiff is nerd icon Reza Ghyslain, the infamous Star Wars Kid. He’s suing the three classmates who posted his video on the Internet for a whopping $160,000, proving that he has become more geeky and annoying than we can possibly imagine.

I think we should all help Sadie consider some alternative, more respectable line of work–a career in science, perhaps. Or maybe llama beauty-contest judge. Unless, of course, she wants to help me sue those guys who stuffed me in a gym locker back in middle school. In that case, I’m Cosmo Kramer and she’s Jackie Chiles.