Finally, David Bowie might be freed from the shackles of the recession lynch mob. A new candidate, Eddie Griffin, has gleefully stepped up to take responsibility for the sub-prime mortgage crisis. This has something to do with an unrepentant Griffin ramming Daniel Sadek’s Ferrari Enzo into a concrete wall, which caused the banks already dealing with Sadek to re-purpose his mortgages, which, in rapid succession, caused the downward spiral known as the “Carpocalypse.” And so on. If you don’t know who the hell Eddie Griffin is, well, you’ve probably unwittingly watched him on film or television, where he usually plays a pimp, a playa, or a baby daddy. Essentially, this financial shiznet is a step up as far as Griffin is concerned, which is why he may seem so bloody enthusiastic about it all.
To think, those Top Gear guys had only foreseen Griffin’s Enzo crash “as proof that Americans don’t do corners.”
In mock defense of Griffin, he was paid to crash that piece of Eurotrash by Sadek himself. Check out the video footage of the crash below.
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