How often must we repeat this? Do. Not. Mock. The. Hoff! Apparently Regis Philbin has been violating this law at America”’s Got Talent, engaging in a series of unseemly backstage slapfights with the Teutonic showbiz legend. Among other things, they”’ve argued about which of them has the worse facelift:
I”’d say that contest is a draw. Too bad to hear that The Hoff is lowering himself to Philbin”’s level, though. I”’d expect him to laugh the whole thing off, then hop in a robot car with a few of his lifeguard buddies and drive east to invade Poland.
(H/t to City Rag)
