“Hunky greeters at your service. Oh, and falling prices too!“
And on another note….
Congrashulations To This Blawg: Yeah baby. This is a proud moment in my life, as this blog is google listing numero nine for the phrase Tarantino White Trash. It’s a high-fallootin occasion indeed, and hell, I’d shoot for even higher, but it’s amazing how satisfying mediocrity can be sometimes. Yet thoughtlessly transposing a few lines from Kill Bill 2 will likely ratchet my patooty up another notch or so:
BILL: You pawned a Hattori Hanzo sword?
BUDD: Yep.
BILL: It was priceless.
BUDD: Not in El Paso it ain’t. In El Pso I got me 250 Dollars for it.
BILL: Since it was a gift from me, why didn’t you offer me the chance to buy it back?
BUDD: Because that would’ve required me to acknowledge your existence. Drunken bum though I may be, I don’t need booze that bad. But who the hell gives a crap anyway. That bitch ain’t gittin no Bushido points for killin a white trash piece of sh*t like me with a samurai sword. I’m a bouncer in a titty bar, Bill. If she wants to fight me, all she gotta do is come down to the Club, start some shit, and we’ll be in a a fight.
Next week, perhaps some real analysis is in order, so it will be Tarantino White Trash Day here next Wednesday. Yeeeeehaaaaaaaw!





















6 comments
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Oh my Lawd, it’s Captain Kangaroo! I thought he was dead?
Yeah. I always figured Mr. Green Jeans for the gimp. Who knew?
Heh – what a lovely photo. Looks like someone I know. This white trash thing is great – I love it.
Yes, Ruth…Isn’t he ‘interesting’? Apparently he did that of his own volition.
If you’re interested in doing the white trash thing, just pop over to Six Meat Buffet. It’s fun and frivolous. Perfect midweek anecdote;-)
… I thought Hemingway was already dead.. looks like he ain’t far off….