This is rather bizarre stuff, mates. As any Twihard will tell you, Robert Pattinson’s next movie comes out on March 12. However, this supposedly official new poster (via shockya.com) for Remember Me states that the release date is February 12. So, either this is some fanmade creation (like this one from about a month ago), or someone at Summit isn’t doing their job. Both possiblilities are equally viable, but I think that most of us can agree that this is one craptastic poster, which only causes me to remember the awfulness of acid-washed jeans. Yet, if you’re still curious about the film’s actual content, here’s an official synopsis:

In the romantic drama Remember Me, Robert Pattinson plays Tyler, a rebellious young man in New York City who has a strained relationship with his father (Pierce Brosnan) ever since tragedy separated their family. Tyler didn’t think anyone could possibly understand what he was going through until the day he met Ally (Emilie de Ravin) through an unusual twist of fate. Love was the last thing on his mind, but as her spirit unexpectedly heals and inspires him, he begins to fall for her. Through their love, he begins to find happiness and meaning in his life. But soon, hidden secrets are revealed, and the circumstances that brought them together slowly threaten to tear them apart. Remember Me is an unforgettable story about the power of love, the strength of family, and the importance of living passionately and treasuring every day of one’s life.

Gee, I wonder what this “unusual twist of fate” could possibly be. Will Tyler and Ally shag each other senseless before discovering that they are, in fact, cousins? One must admit that would be pretty damn cool twist. After all, today’s cinemas don’t feature nearly enough inadvertent incest.