Ana Marie Cox better known as ‘Wankette’ is now the Washington editor for Time.com.

Time’s readers are split about the decision hire the blogidodihexiweb’s queen of anal sex. Some readers welcome the references to butt-love and homoeroticism while the rest await the results of her performance anxiety she’s suffer from being unable to string together obstinacies and having to base her reports on a reasonable facsimile of the truth.

Ana Marie was quoted as saying “I thought it’d be nice to work somewhere where my mom would not be embarrassed to tell her bridge club about.”

What parent wouldn’t be proud to admit that their darling daughter writes about the sexual depravity of politicians for a living?

Oh, if you’re curious, she’s the bitch on the right.