We’ve often referred to the bizarre phenomenon that is Megan Fox’s cleavage, which seems to always be present yet, inexplicably, remain as wide as the Nine-Mile Canyon. Boobs don’t just naturally do that, so the question of whether Fox has received implants has arisen. Luckily, Fox herself clues us in with a few offhand remarks that are buried within her recent New York Times profile:
Fox looked over at a pair of silicone breast enhancers lying on a side table next to her phone. They resembled raw, skinless chicken cutlets. “Do I need to bring my boobies to ‘S.N.L.’?” Fox asked. Sloane Zelnick thought for a second. “It’s just going to be a read-through. You don’t need boobies for a read-through.” Fox picked them up and put them down. “I like a job that doesn’t require my boobies,” she said.
Chicken cutlets? Sounds, uh, quite appetizing.