Here are just a few of the exclusive (!) stills that AICN has received for the upcoming Zombieland, an apocalyptic horror comedy film starring Woody Harrelson, Abigail Breslin (wtf?), Jesse Eisenberg, and Emma Stone. So far, no sign of the alleged zombie cameos of Mila Kunis and Bill Fucking Murray, who, if I get my wish, shall be reenacting a certain headbutting incident. Hey, a girl can dream.

In the below photo, a baseball-bat wielding Harrelson prepares to pummel the hell out of a zombie. Interestingly, this might have been one of the moments Woody was visualizing during that infamous LaGuardia airport incident, in which he claimed to have been “still very much in character” while he beat the hell out of a paparazzo, who Woody “quite understandably mistook for a zombie.” Naturally, because contemporary zombies always come prepared with a camera or two in the interest of citizen journalism, right?

Perhaps a slightly better explanation is that someone has taken too many drugs in his lifetime. [Not that it's hurt his (totally NSFW) physique: Nice ass, Woody.]