Paris Hilton isn’t getting a fraction of the attention she used to gorge on back in, say, 2007 (which qualifies as the world being a better place, I guess). She has to take her ego boosts wherever she can find them, so it’s probably doing her alleged heart good to hear that David Schubert, who led the team prosecuting her for possession of cocaine in Vegas last year, was arrested for—guess what!—possession of cocaine and conspiracy. Schubert was arrested Saturday afternoon in the company of a small-time dealer, who claimed the prosecutor met him several times a week to make small purchases of crack cocaine.

This doesn’t really affect the outcome of Paris’ case. As one source said, “A defendant really has no ability to say well, this prosecutor would’ve done a better job if he was sober. That’s not going to help him [or her] at all.” But it does give Paris the opportunity to bask in some sweet, sweet schadenfreude, as soon as someone tells her what schadenfreude means and spells it for her a few times.