In 1986, the glossy pages of Tiger Beat and Bop magazines were graced with the dreamy boys from Stand By Me. Actually, just three of these guys were dreamboats, and some fat kid named Jerry O’Connell was along for laughs. Nowadays, those boys are leading vastly different lives – except for River Phoenix, who died a gloriously young death while OD’ing on a dirty sidewalk outside a nightclub. Corey Feldman, once ubiquitous to the point of nausea, has made a revolving door out of rehab and resorted to reality television for a “comeback.” As to Wil Wheaton, well, now he runs a blog, whateverthefuck that means.

Now about that fat kid . . . Jerry O’Connell has worked steadily while his hotness factor has risen dramatically. For the past few years, he’s also been dating Sports Illustrated swimsuit cover babe Rebecca Romijn. As a matter of fact, Jerry just married Rebecca over the weekend. Not too shabby for a fat kid, huh?