British singer Robbie Williams is mega-popular in the UK and elsewhere, with something like 50 gazillion albums sold. But somehow, Americans just haven’t been interested. Now it turns out that everyone in America is rejecting him. According to Fametastic, Williams was hanging out at Hyde when Lindsay Lohan strolled out of the bathroom stall where she’s been living since she got kicked out of the Chateau Marmont.
Fametastic’s source said: “After making a bit of eye contact, he went over. But she was having none of it. She just turned on her heels and walked away.�? Williams went beet red and slunk out of the club shortly thereafter.

That’s certainly understandable. Being rejected by Lindsay Lohan is like having Blockbuster turn down your membership application. It’s like going to Denny’s and having the hostess refuse to seat you because you fail to meet the dress code. It’s also a little like seeing the sun rise in the west, and all I can figure is that the global, laserlike focus of attention on Britney and Fedex is driving Lindsay batshit insane. Next thing you know she’ll be taking driving lessons.