So, it seems that every day lately, we’re hearing more bits and pieces about Nicole Kidman’s so-called private life. For her last Vanity Fair cover, she dished about a miscarriage during her marriage to Tom Cruise. Then, it was a total of two miscarriages. After hearing today that Nicole’s children call her by her first name, not “mommy” or even “mom,” I thought perhaps we were done with the Kidman-oriented “poor me” news for the day. Oh, ’twas only wishful thinking, for this bit of confusing news comes from Holy Moly:

Back in the day, when Robbie Williams and Nicole Kidman were in a “mutually-beneficial” relationship involving a willy and a fanny, Robbie was speaking to a mole when his phone rang. He rejected the call, but the phone rang again and again until he was forced to switch the damn thing off altogether.

“God, it’s Nicole AGAIN!”, [sic] said the Toby Jug from Stoke. “She’s so f-cking NEEDY!”

Wait a second — Robbie Williams is heterosexual?