Each day, I find myself even more thoroughly disgusted with that Twilight emo-vampire, Robert Pattinson, who, by his own admission, hasn’t washed his hair in six weeks. How revolting. It’s not like we haven’t tried to help the bloke by inducting him into the Bedhead Hall of Shame, and, in response, Rob covered that shit up instead of hitting the shower. Seriously, I can’t remember feeling this way about a dude since Bono hit the U.S. mainstream in the “With Or Without You” video. (As an aside, exactly why is Bono holding a guitar in that video, anyway?)
It’s Called Shampoo. Use it.
I must say though that the leprechaun-like paparazzo (in one of the shots below) is rather fetching.