At least this time she’s doing it in an wildly entertaining way, you know ’cause entertaining is what Rosie do’s da best, by writing her a haiku. Really I don’t want to sound like a hater when Auntie Rosie is trying to reach out to a troubled young starlet so I’ll just reproduce the part for Brit-Brit, in case she reads our site first.

brittney shaved her hair

out out damn spot

in the movie in my mind

she says yes

help me

and i do

somehow

we both connect – get through

she is saved

somehow so am i

the bottom for a celebrity

has too much cushion

money buys detachment

no responsibility

Who the hell am I kidding, I’m a hater. Is there anybody, besides Rosie, that thinks this is a good idea? Oprah, sure, Ellen, maybe if she doesn’t mind sharing Portia, but Rosie, oh hells no. I’m thinking congress needs to pass some sort of legislation to ensure this doesn’t happen. I’m pretty sure if we get that much crazy in one room the earth will be thrown off it’s axis and we’ll spin into the sun.

Me, I’m really hoping Britney gets her shit together and gets back to her “Slave for You” hotness. Then moves in with Ellen for some “career counseling”. Mainly because the hot Britney / Portia de Rossi action would be kick ass.