Yep, I’m totally taking issue with Robert Pattinson’s unruly mop of hair. Yet again. This time, the bloke looked a total mess at the 2010 BAFTA awards ceremony in London. Now, before anyone wonders whether the weather may have affected red carpet hairdos, that probably isn’t the case, for AceShowbiz makes comment upon the difference between the typical BAFTA attendee’s appearance and that of RPattz and his I-don’t-give-a-shit Twilight costar:

On-screen lovers Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart attended 2010 BAFTA Awards in London, England separately. He wore a standard tuxedo combined with slim tie while she arrived against the British weather in a white strapless mini dress with beads details. Unlike some men at the event, Pattinson’s hair was unkempt and unlike some women at the same event, Stewart did not wear any jewelry.

In sharp contrast to this pair, Christoph Waltz (who walked away with yet another Best Supporting Actor award for his portrayal of Hans Landa in Inglourious Basterds) made a very well-groomed appearance on the red carpet:

Now, back to our discussion of the filthy RPattz. It’s not as if I haven’t made my point already, for I have indeed done so here, there, across the pond, and just over yonder. Hell, I’m actually beginning to believe that RPattz is truly afraid to shampoo on a regular basis, for a spontaneous display of hygiene would only further encourage his rabid fan base.

So, is this guy’s hygiene truly that revolting in person? Eyewitness reports are of the utmost importance, but those are understandably difficult to come by when speaking of the rare and exotic RPattz species. And while our friend Eli Roth has met RPattz, he’s not the type to speak out of school, so he would never disclose (nor have we asked) whether or not RPattz is particularly fragrant. However, in response to this post, the lovely and talented Raincoaster reported the following: “He literally bumped into me on a sidewalk in Vancouver and yes, he does need a shower, but no more than any English dude. The English are just like that.” Yeah, but when RPattz is in Vancouver (where they’ve filmed the last couple of Twilight movies), the guy is definitely in “movie” mode, which means that he’s got access to a hairdresser and is encouraged to regularly bathe. Of course, Twihards maintain that the whole “six weeks” between shampooing admission was only a joke, and people just don’t get RPattz’s sense of humour, for obviously no sane person would go that long without a good scrubbing. Okay, then… let’s have a closer look at this BAFTA hair:

That’s some pretty damn nasty hair, but I’d never expect his fans to acknowledge this fact. After all, if the Twihards accepted the truth about the infrequent shampooing statement, it would mean that there’s also a bit of truth to RPattz’s recent “I’m allergic to vagina” confession. Ouch.