Poor Robert Pattinson suffers for his art whenever he has to promote one of these Twilight movies. Just a few weeks ago, Oprah forced him to surprise Chicagoan Twihards at their homes and, essentially, allow himself to be mauled by these ecstatic girls in their disbelieving frenzies. Then, on Tuesday’s episode of “The Ellen Show”, RPattz was made to dress his sparkly self in some truly metrosexual-looking satin robe. It’s hard to ever imagine Kristen Stewart ever doing these sort of things, so I guess this qualifies RPattz as a good sport or whatever the term is for the kiddies these days.

On a much less redeeming note, these new Eclipse posters — which ruin the semi-coolness of this sequel’s logo — are just bloody awful: